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``Dragon Rose 8:19 AM
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
School Unfortunately Reopens...
1st Jan 06...
happy new year to evryone!!! my blog, after being dormant for so long,has 'erupted' lol...tt was lame...ok, since its dha new year i wil make a new yr resolution which is to TRY (note the 3 lettered word in cap) to update my blog evrydae. TRY okay? so dun expect THAT much!!! (no offense lol) see u all in sch soon...
2nd Jan 06...
yay! holidaes r coming...eh wait a minute lemme check calendar...ARGH!!! NOOOOO!!! sch reopening 2mr!!! WTH!!! hav to go through (not literally) ms ng for another WHOLE YEAR! that means about (about okay? not exactly) 24 hrs a dae, 7 daes a week, 12 mths a year which is equal to 365 daes which is equal to 53 weeks(according to zsh) which is equal to 1440 minutes which is equal to 86400 seconds a dae of our precious life...so evryone,i persuade u...to buy a life insurance. that wil be all. hope u all make it back home after tmr in 1 piece...
3rd Jan 06...
the 'wonderful' first day of sch...SUCKED. jk. well it didnt suck so much cos we didnt hav any hw (except for d&t students read the dumb textbook) and all the teacher 'teach' was abt our FUTURE...wad subject we take blah blah blah...set target blah blah blah...try to achieve your target blah blah blah...all that. and also we have 2 new classmates...we HAD 2 new classmates and now we only have 1 new classmates cos one of dem went to dha wrong class and now my register no. become 38!!! @#$%%^&!!! anywae, todae at recess was weird. i didnt see any sec 1 ppl...mayb dey stil @ the orientation thingy...hu cares...well tts juz abt todae. hope tt tmr wil b e same as 2dae...
19 Jan 06...
oops. looks like i wasnt keeping to my resolution...sorry ppl, but now it seems tt blogging has become...well, BORING...well tts how i think...blahz aniwaes, lemme think got wad thing happen...
- 3rd Jan--- no p.e!!! wtf! i was looking forward to it...
- 4th Jan---*yawn*...almost slept during c.e lesson...ms fizah came and scolded me for nothing...stupid girls...dey have no shame...alwaes pushing boys to the blame...mrs ram came an show off her big stomach (kidding)...yongshun became geo rep (lol)
- 5th Jan--- first two periods mother tongue,,,BORING!!! den maths...BORING!!! den science... BORING!!! den recess...YAY! den lit...CANNOT UNDERSTAND!!! den project work...i saw mark lee come in...kidding...
- 6th Jan--- ms fizah didnt come and someone who really looked like road runner came an took over us. wore p.e attire for nothing. p.e teacher shorter den me (HAHA!)
- 7th Jan--- saturdae lol.
- 8th Jan---sundae lol
- 9th Jan--- a year has passed...YONGSHUN NOSE BECOME BIGGER!!! kidding...happy bdae ys...
- 10th Jan--- school holidae!!! stayed at home and did nothing.
- 11th Jan--- ...huh? was that an eclipse? orh chey, it was juz linette walking past the window! LOL! happy bdae linette!
- 12th Jan--- refer to '5th jan'
- 13th Jan--- took height and weight. i am a whopping 3cm shorter den ys an zsh. hg same height as me. rique 1cm taller den me. all the girls al lshorter den me AHAHAH! shihui underweight! 45kg!!! omfg! zhiwen height 13- somethin i forgot.
- 14 Jan--- went shihui hse stay overnight intending to do project but we did little of it and ended up playing. learnt to play warcraft. called yanxiong and pestered him, and he was not able to go and sleep until 12 plus. did image board.
- 15 Jan--- woke up 10 plus in zsh house. pinched and slap zsh stupid face when he was still sleeping. pasted a picture wif a picture of a piece of dung and took a pic wif my handphone. :P...ate breakfast and lunch at his house. rushed back for math tuition.
- 16 Jan--- bored by c.e lesson and d&t lesson...got 11/22 out of dumb quiz...lucky no assembly...
- 17 Jan--- YAY! p.e! finally! did warmups and ran five laps around the field. vomitted blood after running. kidding.quickly went to water cooler to drink water... (DUH!) den play frisbee a while. purposely threw frisbee into sticky mud so tt zhiwen wil have difficulty retriving it.
- 18 Jan--- bored by evry lesson todae...the end...
- 19 Jan---stupid shihui lost diskette containg pw script an storyline. invented some short forms for ppl. eg : EZ= estee zheng jie (lol ez link card) quite lame actually...YAM=yan xiong angel mindy...VCD= vivien candice dennis...CD= chen dan lol...VSH= vivien shihui...ZAP= zhiwen alif priscilla...LLLLYY= linette lim love lim yan you...etc etc...HAHAHAHA YS KENA 2 DEMERIT!!! first for i forgot wad and sceond for BUSYBODY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! see la, want to sabo me right??? mr khoo rocks!
ok, a full update of evrything...hope funny stuff wil happen 2mr!!!
20th Jan...
ms fizah returns!!! LOL! she juz gave us a compo to do an sae mondae nid bring blue ring file! the end~...den, i din understand 99.9% of wad was thought...mrs selvan tok very fast! (wad i think la...u clever maths ppl...) anywae, i think i wil understand the expansion thingy sooner or later...nth happned in geo...p.e lol! mdm siti show us a slideshow abt physical fitness LOL!!! we learnt nothing...linette wanted to copy down LOL!!! scared later...nvm...sianz last 2 period mother tongue...but good news yay i got a merit point...bad news-----im chinese rep ARGH! wtf??? den go chess...WOOHOO i won evry game except wif yanyou...stupid dog...i even win zhengjie..HAHA IN UR FACE STUPID NINJA TURTLE!!! ok, i think thats it...see ya soon!!!
23rd Jan...
haiz...mondae...woke up @ 5.50am to go sch to find stupid geo worksheets and i found one on teacher's 'desk' and the oth one cannot find...den i ask yx an he sae pass up already >
(p.s: new skin coming up! look out for it!)
``Dragon Rose 2:24 AM
Saturday, October 01, 2005
1st Oct...
happy childrens dae 2 all u stinking primary schoolers/sec 1 ppl hu haven turn 13 yet! can celebrate children dae rite? u all good!!! especially my stoopid brother. my parents bring him out den i sae go where den he sae 'lot 1' i sae 4 wad he sae 'play xbox'...so i asked,'can i come?' IMMEDIATELY,'NO!!! STAY @ HOME AN STUDY! EXAMS R COMING!!!' BOM. -slams e door in my face- ...-.-...wth?!?!?!?! so i stayed at home...an 'study'...MAPLE!!! MUAHAHAHHA!!! haiz...sianz...got caught when dey got back...forced 2 study...I HATE EXAMS!!!
2nd Oct...
haiz...nothing 2 write abt todae...wake up 8.30. brush teeth eat bathe. tuition @ 9. end at 11 (overshot half an hour). ate lunch. do hw.leave hse @ 1.30 for math tuition. ended @ 4.go play basketball wif my frens (got hit by e ball 3 times on e head).went home @ 6. bathe.eat dinner.continue hw.watch some crap show on tv.pack bag.zzz...the end...(i know its lame)
3rd Oct...
got home econs results todae! WOOHOO i passed 33/50!!! stoopid rique get 38.5/50 ...dunnoe wad happen 2 him todae...when he get the results he walked over 2 my table dere,laughed at mie,hit me several times for no reason an goes back,leaving me in pain. -.-lll aniwaez...HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 2 yan xiong for FAILING!!! ZSH ALSO!!! YX 23/50 ZSH 19/50 HAHAHAHAH!!!! alwaes laugh at me for lousy maths now my turn 2 laugh at u!!!!!!den went through e correction...zzzzzzzzzzz...oth lessons nothing 2 sae abt...CHINESE!!! i failed...again...haiz i suck i know zheng jie SHADDUP ure no better!!!
11th Oct...
walau wtf todae pe lesson is e dance test hsia!!! wth?!?!?! kc nv even tell us las week...CHEATER!!! e test is the chicken dance...den kc paired us up...1 an 2...3 an 4...(reg.no.)den cos syazni nv come,skip one(OMG HIDAYAT PARTNER ALIF!!! AAAAAGGGHH!!! HIDAYAT GO HOME BATHE 100000000000000000 tymez!) an cos jerome go home due 2 excessive diarroea,skip another...den jason an ys (36 & 37) mie an bear (38 & 39) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! ZSH NO PARTNER!!!! so kc tell him 2 take the board an help him grade like last time the javelin test oso like tt!!!! HAHAHAH we rofl!!!hahaz so funni...den e girls dance first...den bois! zheng jie dance v funny...he dunnoe how 2 yao his pi gu wahahahaha den DENNIS!!!! he shake like under drugs like tt!!! an zhiwen...wa...he shake like a pro hsia...grow up can becum stripper...den aft tt my turn 2 go up...yan xiong do e skipping rite,my no. of steps taken=my no.of steps times 2 cos he got SMALL SHORT STUBBY FEET WAHAHAHAHA!!! aniwae we got A!!! ^^ den ce ms ng giv us free period 2 study but we dun care we play den RINNNG bell ring den go home...(sori 4 long update btw)
12th Oct 05...
OMG TIME REALLY FLIES 2ML IS MOTHER TONGUE EXAM!!!!!!! AHHHHHH...scared failed leix...although got study rite, alwaes when exam time when trying 2 think of e answer...BOM. blackout.brain malfunctions.den FAIL...arrrgghhh.....crap it all la...4got 2 bring dictionary 2 sch todae...MUZ BRING 2ML OR NOT -5 MARKS!!!!!!! juz bcos of e stoopid chop we hav 2 put more weight in our bags...haiz...stil carn understand mos of e science concepts...hav 2 revise revise revise...btw arh,when e paper over izzit muz o home or u can stay in sch??? hueva knoes pls tag...oso (for maple ppl onli) FIGHTER SPEARMAN or PAGE?????? i hav been asking ppl which one iz dha best 4 ONE WHOLE WEEK (saturdae sundae not included) an i stil dunnoe b wad! ys=fighter...jasper=spearman...yx=page...ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!wa lao...aniwaez...good luck 4 ur exams evrybody...
30 Oct...
sorri for e ultra super long period time which consists of months,weeks,daes,hours,minutes,seconds and milliseconds in the year 2005 which consists of 365 daes,12 mths,48 weeks,336 daes,8064 hrs,483840 minutes,29030400 seconds...ARGGH CALCULATOR SPOIL AREADI!!! aniwae,the point is,sorri not updating for such a long time so now i will TRY 2 recap of events which has happened starting from e dae of our mother tongue exams...
13 Oct...
(the mother tongue exam which im talking abt here is chinese exam...so malays an indians u can skip dis part if u want to...) yawn...went 2 school @ 5.30 todae to go get my dictionary 'stamped' so tt it can b use in exam...actually dun nid go sch SOOOO early one is i kiasu...wan get my dictionary stamp first heehee...aniwae...since e class is 'deserted' i take out my mother tongue textbk/handbk an read read read...til 6.30 den go staff room 2 get my dictionary stamp...wa lucky sia! once i stamp already,got 1 whole grp of oth students runnig towards the chinese teacher 2 get their dictionary stamped!! all of dem were screaming...lucky mr chew not around...dey scream,like wan 2 get autograph like tt...- _-lll...bla bla bla...finally e exam start...compo...got options 2 choose fm...forgot all already but i can remember tt i knoe how 2 do...den rest a while...evry1 tok abt e exam...lol...like gossipz...guess wad yanxiong wrote abt? he wrote abt who he was most afraid of. den we all guess...mr chew? mindy? karine? (we get bash by him when we saed those las two) all wrong! den he saed...YONGSHUN! LOL!!! den we eat our lunch...den aft tt go back 2 class...got dis v akua teacher ...his actions...his voice...the wae his dresses...-shudders-...aniwae,he can speak 3 lang! chinese malay an eng...the wae he spoke in malay v funny! wan 2 laugh but cannot laugh!!! finally e exam was over...v sad...a lot i anyhow do!!! haizzz...juz hope ican pass...hav 2 prepare for maths 2ml...haiz...
14 Oct...
die die die!!! todae maths exam!!! got a bad feeling tt i wil fail (cos i nv pass any maths test dis yr) !!! so v scared lor...go school early an try 2 read evrything in e textbk...b4 long the exam starts...walau sian...no mcq...cannot even tikum now...wts??? aniwae,when i receive i vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv sacred tt i dunnoe how 2 do...but then,i knoe how 2 do!!! wth? really lor! i knoe how 2 do mos of e questions!!! den paper 2...walau i haven construct e err...wad shape was it arh? ahh nvm! e las question of paper 1 correct already la!!! aniwae,paper 2 i relax a bit...cos can use calculator...den again...I KNOE HOW 2 DO!!! walau like so easy lei!!!(perhaps is not easy,perhaps is a juz anyhow do an in e end i think tt e answer is correct so i sae easy.lol) den heres e fcuking part. during e las few minutes of e paper, deres one question which i wanted 2 clarify abt. so i raise my hand...den like quite long already the a**hole bitch cadaverous destitute euthanasia-ed fcuking germy harebrained idiotic jacka** kanasai lame malevolent nabei obituary perverted quadrilateral (sorry i carn find another better word) rebellious stupid tedious underhand vain wannabe Xtra yucky zebra ms ng (PHEW! finally! alphabetical order lei!!!) stil haven come! she was looking at sum crappy piece of paper so i juz go 2 e las question an when i do finish...the a**hole bitch cadaverous destitute euthanasia-ed fcuking germy harebrained idiotic jacka** kanasai lame malevolent nabei obituary perverted quadrilateral rebellious stupid tedious underhand vain wannabe Xtra yucky zebra saed 'tymes up!' @#$%... damn u la!!! if i fail i sure sue you 1!!! haiz...3 exams gone...stil hav 3 more...
19 Oct...
lol. todae literature exam. i only read tribes for revision cos my lit file has mysteriously dissapeared...lol...aniwae, the test was quite short...forgot how long already...1 hr or 1 hr plus...aniwae, the questions tt the exam had were rather confusing,but i knoe how 2 do all (some anyhow do) an in e end i write 7 pages (1 paper 2 sides) lol lol lol! 2 more 2 go! (as in exams) work hard evry1!!!
20 Oct...
arrgh...my head v pain...all the stupid history dates hav 2 remember...wad ad bc gautama qin shihuang ashoka wang anshi raffles bencoolen CRAP!!! i anyhow write in e exam cos like,aniwae,history not tt important rite??? arrgh...wad am i saying...i think i going crazy already!!! okokokokok...the histroy exam i nv really quite study for it la...i was 2 busy doing other things (playing com ^^)an therefore i forgot evrything! so,i anyhow rite in the exam!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA! the end. (lol - _-lll)
21 Oct...
woohoo last exam!!! science!!! sway lei todae! went 2 sch early an realilsed tt i forgot 2 bring calculator!!! so i ran out of e sch @ abt like 7am den reach back sch like abot 7.20 like tt...haiz...worth it la...BUT NO TIME 2 STUDY IN CLASS!!! T-T... but somehow i noe mos of e question...so i think i wil pass...like 50/100...
WOOOOOHOOOOOO finally those stupid friggin exams finish!!! can play play play play play play play play plus play play play play pay times play play play (did i mention can play?) play play play until BONKERS!!!! but i dun care!!! happy playing evry1!!! ^^
``Dragon Rose 5:23 PM
Thursday, September 01, 2005
1/9/05...
todae when 2 watch the maid wif zhiwen jasper an a bunch of monkey girls....idiot lor they all...purposely make me sit beside...ok,lets stop here. ok so all 3 of us bois were late den zhiwen an i went up to the buy popcorn there. then we ask dem if dey had seen jasper. dey sae no,so we tell dem go inside first den we wait for jasper. i called jasper...he saed he waz in the LIBRARY = =lll...we call him faster come up den we ask him y he go library den he sae 'du shu hao wan ma' ( read books veri fun) = = lll den wait 4 him 2 buy his combo 1 (lil' zhiwen got sore throat cannot eat any heaty thing) den we rush inside...zhiwen an i faster run in den later jasper shouted 'oi bang wo kai men!!!' (help me open door) veri loudly hsia!!! got ppl say 'SSSHHHHH!!!" @#$%... den aft tt we all find our seats...jasper take us 2 the wrong wae,turn around,den finally find lolx...the movie alreadi started...
zhiwen v cute!!! when got scary parts he take he sweater/jacket an cover his small face lolx...jasper an zhiwen got scream but i nv cos when abt 2 scary part tt tyme i listen mp3 MUAHAHAHAH so i cant hear anything...the movie veri f*** hsia! purposely make a loud sound when the scary part come den evryone wil scream...if silent movie den no one wil scream lolx...den got 1 part,when the employer kena knock down by the lorry ryte,evry1 laugh!!! kee siow, i knoe cos i oso laugh...
aft the movie we pay the girls for helpin us buy the ticket den we go play xbox...F*** the dang machine!!! spoil spoil one!!! finally we got a disc which can work--a fighting game lar quite fun...den dis jasper v bian tai...he choose the female characters cos of ***************** (strictly r21)....den got one guy in the game look like alif...an i guy look like raj!!! zw jasper an i all laugh like siao...den aft tt play arcade a while den we went home...lolx...
2/9/05...
sianzzz....todae got sch....an todaes history lesson SUCKED!!! we went to the cyber centre...hot,humid,no air con WTF!!! den teacher off all the light an tok tok tok...cant even see hu waz tokin an i didnt understand 1cm of it!!! haiz...yew tee cc now sux sia...1 hour $2...all bcos got 1 tyme tt idiot jason bring those idiot girls go the cc den as got more ppl dey thought business v good so dey increased the price F***!!!! an one more thing,got chalet a not??? dose hu knoe pls tell mi coz i DUNNOE!!!
FUN FACT: 1+1=2...lolx...tt was lame... i knoe...
5/9/05...
WOOHOO!!! holidaes start todae!!! pla y play play!!! ok ok ok ok mus study oso...todae i v lucki!!! i fought monsters the whole dae an in total i got 32 monster cardz!!! REALLY!!! most come from mushroom...the rest is fm oth. den i oso start new acc...it is called..NoobZx3!!! sounds familliar ryte??? it waz adapted fm jasper. NoobZx2 is zhiwen! we r fans of jasper(in maple)!!! v lucky tt character!!! serious!!! i got 2 diff ores using tt character--bronze an amethyst!!! i oso got a metal wand!!! OMFG!!! dunnoe y,mayb cos the luck or dunnoe wad...hope 2ml wil b as lucky as 2dae!!!
6/9/05...
lucky lucky lucky!!! im serious!!! i got 9 ores todae alreadi an stil counting! topaz(cursed eye),steel,adamintium(octopus),aquamarine(on the floor,no one pick up),bronze(evil eye), 3 emerald(horny mushroom),orihalcon(dark axe stump)!!! OMG!!! an,i met dis cleric an i asked him party me an he accept!!! wa he help me a lot hsia! den dunnoe got 1 green thingy can heal one lei!!! going 2 be lvl 25 soon...YAY!!!
16 Sept...
whao alreadi 10 daes nv update blog lolx!!! got so mani thing happen...ok firstly...did u knoe that there were absentees evrydae dis week!?!?!? realli lor!
Mondae:Jerome
Tuesdae:Jerome,Jasper
Wednesdae:Jerome,Shihui
Thursdae: Jerome,Hidayat
Fridae:Dennis,Shirley,Jerome(well actually he came,but he went off at 9.30!!! WTF??!?!?!?!)
obviously we knoe hu is tryin 2 skip skool...
yesterdae mother tongue(chinese) test!!! AAGGGHHH!!! veri hard leix...i reckon i'll pass...sooooo mani the zao ju i nv do!!!!
latest news todae: at abt after the free period todae jason i tink he ewanted 2 jump over a chair or dunnoe wad lar...den he jump den BABOOM he fall on the floor...lolx...den when he stand up stil laugh at himself...double lolx...
19 Sept...
haizzz...failed my mother tongue again...45/100...sux hsia...aniwae at least i got better than jerome!!! he got -. really!!! he got a dash cos he nv come tt dae aniwae i think sooner or later wil bcum 0 cos he nv giv mc to chinese teacher yet muahahha...
omfg wad is dis...? zhiwen an alif an NOW jasper( tts wad dey told mie jasper dun come aft me) lyke PRISCILLA!!!! omg!!! things r starting 2 heat up in here!!! hu wil win...?
kanasai...todae's pe lessoin sux more den hell...or izzit counted as a pe lesson?!?!!? we did a folk dance(clement an i called it f*** dance...)!!! got some lame actions...okok i tell the truth...got A LOT OF LAME ACTIONS!!! WTF!? 'we learn many kinds of sport...' dancing is a sport mer!??!?! stupid k.c...den the worst thing is when u skip...omg...like red riding hood hsia...an 2 make things worse,aft tt the ce lesson crapped. it was abt like,1 plus an den we didnt have anything 2 do,ms ng didnt tell us 2 do anything...an suddenly she goes berserk an scolds us 4 nuhthin...sth abt the science theory wkbks tt dunnoe hu left there since fridae...walao...cannot leave it there mer!?!? WTF!?!?!??!
21 Sept...
omfg i nv thought i would sae dis i nv did but i hav 2 cos i realli cant stand it anymore i hav 2 swear somemore although primary skool teacher sae cannot swear cos its bad an den oso not good cos it wil bcum a habit den soon u wil tend 2 swear an swear an swear an even when it is not neccassary oso swear 4 nuthin but i dun giv a fcuk i realli dun care anymore see i dun even care 2 put any punctuation marks bcos MS NG REALLY SUX!!! THERE!!! 6 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! NOW NINE!!! MAYBE SHLD ADD MORE COS MISS NG REALLY SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK GO AND COUNT YOURSELF!!! she siao one lor...she plus tt bloody mdm aishah...think ur baby cute i SCARED arh?!?!?! fight la!!! wif a flick of my pinky u die alreadi on the floor crying alread lolx...'blah...blah...blah...y none of u nv come an bring on fridae? on mondae? on tuesdae?! i wait 4 3 daes alreadi...' PLEASE LAR!!! no one call u to wait lor! is u idiot sit there stare blankly into space tok 2 the ceiling roll around in the stupid wheely chair provided by the skool 4 teachers 2 sit in in the stafff room an fal off laugh at urself go back on again an repeat the whole thing!!! CANT U TAKE DEM URSELF?!?!?!?!!?!?!? AND,Y U LEAVE IT DERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!!?!?! U SHLD HAV TOLD JASON 2 TAKE DEM 2 U ON TT DAE ITSELF!!! U JUZ WALK OUT OF THE DAMN CLASS LIKE NUTHING HAPPEN AN TODAE U COME IN CLAZZ AND **** US!!! WTF!?!?!? AND WHAT U OSO HAV 2 RITE ON THE BOARD!?!!??! U R THE DAMN TEACHER IT IS UR JOB TO REMIND US AN WRITE ON THE BOARD OK?!!?!? TINK U WAD?!!?!? SAE WE GOT ATTITUDE PROBLEM,U GOT PERSPECTIVE PROBLEM OK!!! DUN KNOE WAD IT MEANS CHECK THE DAMN DICTIONARY LA!!! OR U DUN EVEN KNOE WAD A DICTIONARY IS?! DEN 2 BAD!!! HOW COME DIS KIND OF THING NV HAPPEN WHEN MS CHENG WAZ TEACHING US?!?!?!? U KNOE HOW 2 TEACH ONE A NOT??? OUR PARENTS PAY U EVRY1 WIF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY WHICH DEY USE HARD WORK,EFFORT,TOLERANCE,INTELLIGENCE,INTERGRITY,INTENSITY,TIME,CELLS AND THIER HANDS AND FEET 2 DO,AND HOW U REPAY US HUH?!?!?! **** US IZZIT?!?!!? TELL U HOR,U BETTER TREAT US BETTER OR WE SUE U DEN U KNOE...U AN MS NG THE SAME...NO WONDER OUR FREAKING CLASS ISNT FREAKING UNITED-ITS ALL BCOS OF U FREAKING PEOPLE!!! SEE??? U OSO WASTED MY PERCIOUS TIME AND CELLS AND ELECTRICITY TO PUT ALL DIS THINGS DOWN IN MY BLOG AND IF U R THINKING LIKE WTF DEN U BETTER THINK AGAIN COS IF U NV SCOLD US I WOULDNT HAV PUT ALL THESE DOWN!!! SO,IF U THINK WE GOT PROBLEM DEN QUIT!!! QUIT LA!!! DEN GOT NO MORE PROBLEMS!!! LAS BUT NOT LEAST---GET-A-LIFE-4-GOODNESS-SAKE!!!
(p.s: dose ppl hu read dis an although found it a little draggy,boring etc but stil ound it meaningful,U GUYS RAWK!!! dose ppl hu read dis an found it offending,PLEASE DUN SUE.
Wonderfully typed in by: Toh Yan Xiong
(muahahahhahahaha)
ok ok now for some oth thing...todae i went hunting 4 dragon...shirts at the pasar malam dere...i find an find..FINALLY FOUND NOT 2 OR 3...but 1...haizzz...all the oth ones were 2 SMALL...got m size an xl size no l size... @#$%... den aft tt,me zsh an rique go 2 zhiwen hse an play...rique an zhiwen play maple while zsh an i play HALO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH HE n00b!!!!he lose 2 mie like more den 3 time an he stil go around an sae 'ahahahah yi guo lose 2 mi in halo!!!!' haizzz...typical...aft tt we go home...den aft tt sit lrt back 2 cck,den walk the linkway 2 mrt dere...den when i reach the top dere i see got 1 train alreadi down dere so i tot tt muz be dha one going back 2 yewtee...so i juz run in...'doors closing...'den aft tt move...den aft a few min i see the scenery like got 1 forest like tt...den i tot like'aiya i nv notice scenery one,no worry'...but den later...'bukit batok' OMFG!!! i sit the wrong mrt!!! ARRRGGGHH!!!!! den i fsater run out an change train den go home...wa...tired...dunnoe y todae so tired an depressed...but 2ml wun alreadi...COZ GHOT PE!!! TRACK AN FIELD!!! not the stupid f*** dance!!! hope mrs elvan dun come 2ml so t she wun giv hw den fridae no math again yays!!!see ya!!!
22 Sept...
omfg todaes pe lesson wasnt so fantastic as i expected...firstly,juz bcos i tok 2 rique kc saw it an he told mie 2 run one lap around the field!!! F*** U!!! den later we all had turns 2 throw the javelin...most of us failed 2 make the javelin stick on the ground but got some of us manage 2 do it (great job guys!!!)...den later got a part where the first frp of throwers got to throw again...den jasper go an throw the javelin without kc's order...den kc sae 'eh come here come here...u,go an run 1 lap an come back' den juz as jasper was going,he saed,'c*** b**' unfortunately 4 him,kc heard it an sae'eh wait come back come back...u do 20 push up...den go an run 1 lap come back' lol! we laughed like hell!!!
23 Sept 05...
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG todae something unbelivably shocking happened during history lesson!!!! ok heres wad happened...
ok todae we were supposed 2 bring our understanding our past(although i dun understand 1mm of it) txbk 2 history lesson todae...but i 4get to bring...so i juz stay in my seat an listen teacher tok...den aft tt,jerome shifted himself 2 wee hang dere cos he oso nv bring txbk,so he share wif wee hang...den soon dey started chattering...'bla bla bla bla bla bla...' like girls like tt...den aft tt i wanted 2 turn around an ask we hang a question,so i turned around...AND SAW JEROME AN WEE HANG HAVING EACH OTHERS ARMS ON EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS!!! so i fsater turn back so dey didnt see as if dey saw dey would stop an i wouldnt b able to write dis story(all in detail) down. den i pretended 2 walk 2 zj seat 2 apretend 2 ask him something...from there i observed those 2...OMG!!! DEY WERE HUGGING!!! walau how come no one see!!?!?!?!?!? but i ren zhu an continued watching...a few min later aft dey hug,wee hang saed 2 jerome 'wo ai ni!' (i love u)!!!!!! AN DEY KISSED!!! MOUTH 2 MOUTH!!!!! IN FRONT OF SOOOOOOOOOOO MANI PPL AN NO ONE SAW!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! KISS 4 SO LONG!!! LIKE 15 MIN LIKE TT!!!!!! den aft history.i told wee hang, 'i saw u kissing'...wee hang denied evrything!!! he saed 'no lor nv lor we discuss science lor!!!' easy. i answered 'dis is history an u discuss science!!!???!!!?!' den wee hang mei you hua jiang but he sae 'u sieow lor...see i tell u history u dunnoe' den when bell ring he faster go home...OMG...boys in our class pls watch out for WEE HANG AND JEROME. DEY R GAY!!!!!!!!!! (kids dun try dis at home)
25 Sept 05...
todae i went 2 chinese garden...yawn...at first i tot veri boring...den later aft walking around i found out tt it was veri rather interesting...den later...OMG!!! GOT DRAGONS!!! faster go an take picture...den later deres dis stand where dey use a veri veri sticky sweet 2 make animals...u can eat it or kip it la...den deres dis wheel which u spin den got a lot of animals around so when the pointer reach wad animal the person wil make for u... u can keep or eat it la...(chinese is called 'tang hua') den cost onli $2...so my bro an i try...my brother turn first...he get crane!!! 'wa!!! long life...'my father saed...den my turn!!! i want 2 get dragon real badly so i spun real hard...spin spin spin...den i get...XIAO NIAO!!! (sparrow) wtf!?!?!? haiz...aniwae,we ate it den later walk abt somemore...den we went 2 see the two headed six leged tortiose! ewwwww veri disgusting like additional tentacles grow on the tortoise like tt!!! YUX! den later we tired alreadi ...wan 2 go home...den we walk past the tang hua dtand again...AN SOME1 GOT DRAGON OMFG!!! wa!!! veri nice hsia!!! so i tell my father i wan 2 try again!!!so i prayed...an i spun...den stop...at BIG FISH! is one of the best one!!! so i beg wif the person whether can change 2 dragon a not...but the person sae cannot cannot...T.T...so i juz tok the big fish an walked awae...den we were abt 2 go home when we saw ANOTHER tang hua stand!!! so my father ask the person whether can buy the dragon cos the price is $5(all the tang hua stall sell like tt) den when the person see the big fish im holding den i tink he like scared lose business 2 e oth stall so he saed he sell mie at $3!!! OMFG!!!! immediately buy!!! yay!!! now got a big fish an a dragon!!! WOOHOO!!! i ate the big fish an the dragon is now pasted on my room wall!!! SOOOOOO NICE!!!!!! (of cos the dragon is first wrapped in a plastic wrap den i use tae 2 stick evrything up!!!) :):):):):)
26 Sept 05...
WOOHOO!!! todaes home econ lesson rawked!!! we made choc chip cookies!!! nice hsia!!! i do wif zsh cos kavita go an do wif liana an den ys change wif priyanka...so den we do...student a an b hav 2 do diff thing...student a (zsh) i dunnoe dey muz do wad but student b(me,obviously) 1st have 2 weigh the white sugar until like 75g an brown sugar until 25g den aft tt we collect half teaspoon of vanilla essence!!! walau den the zsh damn stupid hsia...he collect the egg,den he want 2 put in small bowl --LATER WHEN WE HAVE 2 BEAT THE EGG HAV 2 PUT IN BIG BOWL!!! den aft he take he crack the egg (yolk flew evrywhere) den aft tt when he see yx take the big bowl he oso take out den aft tt pour inside the big bowl!!! den my vanilla essence (from a plate - -lll) hav 2 transfer back into the bowl!!! WALAU STUPID ZSH!!!( i knoe dis sounds chim but if u read slowly an carefully u shld hav no problem)
den later we hav 2 put the mix of i tink butter an sugar an vanilla essence inside the bowl which hav 2 egg den mix evrything together...den we all mixed...wa at least zsh can mix the thing...mix mix mix...den slowly put the flour in...my turn 2 mix mix mix...den no more white color...mix mix mix...den put the choc chip an mix somemore!!! den the color of the mixture slowly turn like yellow yellow turn 2 brownish color...den ms yeo come an see den she saed (WOOHOO me an zsh so happy) 'dis is the best part where u can mix until!!!' den yx an ys lian hei hei...cos dey did faster than us but nv get good remark!!! :)...aft tt,we slowly take out the mis den make shapes...(i tried 2 make dragon...it FAILED) den we put in the oven...
den we wait wait wait...2 pass time we wash evrything up...den stil haven finish...den later got smoke come out fm our oven!!! evry1 gather around den see...aft the whole thing settle,yx came 2 us an sae ys is the one hu sabo us!! FCUK U LA DA BI ZI!!! but in the end when come out,stil taste v nice!!! LOL!!!
27 Sept 05...
argh....todaes pe sux as usual...dis time even learn somemore crap...got 2 circle...den when dance finish wif the first partner den change to another partner...YAN XIONG PARTNER ALIF!!!!! OMFGWTFWTHKNNBCZB!!!!!!! me an zsh laugh like dere was no 2ml!!!!! dey dance together!!! omg! imagine how mani GERMS alif passed 2 yanxiong!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! now evry1 all avoid him!!! dun worri yx i giv u shampoo 2ml!!! (alif shampoo)...
``Dragon Rose 6:38 PM
Monday, August 01, 2005
1/8/05...
wah kow i how long nv update liao ah?? ermmm...dunnoe. aniwae i juz sae those things t happen during e period...
my mother tongue test...AAARRRGGGHH!!! juz sayong makes my blood booooooooooooooil!!!! knoe how much i get?!?!?!?! 49!!!!! ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!! CHUANG QIANG!!!
wa kow got 1 dae zsh come 2 my hse wif zhiwen den playing com tt tyme anyhow fang pi in my house kenasai!!! i had to evacuate my whole family (coz when dey come back dey almos faint,i nv faint coz i wear gas mask) an have 2 call ppl come my hse an refreshen it!!! "£$% u,zsh!
dis 1 wil attract ur attention (i think)...got 1 dae dennis call me zsh, karine (woooooooo) and karine call huaiyi an her sister 2 go bowling later can go library do opa thingy...den later wtf lor! dennis come late!!! an after tt suay ar! go dere e idiot sae until 1pm den can play coz got some moron function goin on...den bla bla bla...ok so we go in an play...dennis suddenly becum lousy lyke siao he scored poorly!!! den zsh suddenly v good lor win me somemore aiya muz be karine an huai yi sit there watch him den he strike strike strike strike...an after tt we do opa me zsh an his wife karine go cck library do den syafiqah nv come coz pei syazni...haizzzz....den do...den karine an zsh kip pai each other zhao pian!!! wHoOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!!!!! i got a video 2 prove it zsh of cos wil deny la...
ok stil got wad ar...oh yea...zsh v popular wif gals...mani gals join chess club juz 2 b wif him...lyke angel,huaiyi,karine an even LINETTE!!! OMFG!!! zsh v happi he go hoe WAHOOOO jump jump jump on the bed den chuang qiang. wif a bleeding nose he comtinues 2 run around an bang into the toilet bowl an fall inside...wif a wet head he CONTINNUES running while AHAHAHAHAHHAing den zi yuan zi yu anyhow take his shoe an lick...aiya he si bian tai one,too horrible 2 continue...
an recent one todae vivien sae she giv her maths file 2 ms tay but den go locker see den the file dere an mrs selvan say ms tay knoe vivien code! zsh laugh like siao until his face red an he take his spec out. den syazni sae '"£$%^....zsh...laugh at my vivien...u wil die...' TRUE!!! 100% TRUE!!! it may seem fake but its true! jasper oso got hear! estee oso! the big battle: ZSH aka lepas (cockroach) aka hui mei aka xiao mei aka da bian...aiya too mani...V.S SYAZNI the erm....like vivien one! AN THE JIANG PING IZ VIVIEN!!! IT WIL BE 1 BLOODY MATCH!!!
HERE IS A SPECIAL NEWS REPORT!!! BE ON THE LOOKOUT 4 A GIRL,HEIGHT NOT SURE SIZE VERY FAT FACE LIKE SHIT!!!! WHO LEH!?!?!?! NONE OTHER DEN LINETTE SHE IZ DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN SI BIAN TAI!!! MORE SI BIAN TAI DEN ZSH!!!! U KNOE WAD SHE DOES?!?! SHE RAPES GIRLS!!! LEZ!!!!!! SICK ONE LOR!!! SHE SAE SHE WAN 2 F**K SOM1 DEN SHE FASTER RUN AT HUAIYI DERE...DEN SHE FASTER RUN AWAY...zsh looked sad coz he wan 2 do it!!! ahahahahahah!!!! btw todae ys sae vivien go an whack shihui den he immediately after sch run home den faster slam dha door an take off his shirt an smell!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii biannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn taiiiiii!!! an las but not leasssssssssssssst........ttt tyme dose hu c his blog sayin tt he love vivien iz he ownself rite one! an he pretend push e blame on mi!!! JIAN!!!!
5th August 05...
hi ppl!!! sorr i4 dha lammmmmmme blogskin but im going 2 change it very soon so dun worri! aniwae the reason i come an update todae iz bcos i heard der were mani intersting things happening 2 sch todae! T.T!!! when i nv come den fun thing happen u ppl r mean wahhhhhhh! ahem. ok juz kidding. so ******* told me tt todae got perfume war in sch! zsh e wa sai kang vs the d abain raj!!! ***** say tt zsh borrow perfume from mindy!!! WHo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0...cough cogh!!! gasp!!! no air!!! aniwae den raj borrow fm syafiqah!!! WHo0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o00o0o00o0o00o0o0o0o00oo00oo0...cough!!! ok den dey spray here dpray dere an den whole class see bei xiang! yonmg shun took dha opportunity 2 fang pi!!! take out his shoez,open his air con (armpit) an no one complain coz tooooooo xiang!!! JIAN!!!
kowz! i heard dha science an history test waz hard!! hard ar? eh got one bastard sae not hard in fact he sae chicken feet!! k lets see who dis bastard iz...ZSH!! ok u sae one! u dun get fullmark u tuo yi fu tuo u zi tuo di ku put 2 middle finger on ur head an run around e field five time while screaming 'OLAY! OLAY OLAY OLAY!!!' den science difficult or not? wa kow, i see another bastard saying chicken feet!!! wait arh,i take binoculars...YAN XIONG!!! k fine! dun get full mark u mus hang on e parallel bar until u vomit blood! from dere,continue 4 1 hr!!! k an i heard oso got debate! zsh vs yan xiong! bastard vs bastard 2 b e beter bastard...haizzz....CHILDISH!!! results is next lit. lesson ryte??? icic...
personal happenings at home: a few mins ago,dunno which bastard call my handphone an use a sissy chao ah gua nabeic voice an said tt he love angel an huai yi an karine an priscilla an he sae he love linette DHA MOST!!! OMFG!!! i did voice check an the screen read 'bastard' an i realised at was zsh...haizzz....he lyke dose ppl tell me 4 wad? ohhh,i knoe is when he wedding tt time giv him hongbao! dun worri la! i giv u big big hongbao! (filled wif shit)
LATEST NEWS: SHOCKING NEWS!!! OMFG! WHEN I HEARD IT MY EYEBALL ALMOST BA BOOM OK OKHERES HOW IT GOEZ...I WAZ TYPING DIS HALFWAE DEN MY HANDPHONE DI DI DI DI DI DI...I SEE EH ESTEE BF ZHENG JIE SMS ME AN THE SMS READ: 'SPREAD TO THE WORLD...MINDY HELP ZSH BLOW HIS CUP NOODLE...AND AFTER TT KISSES HIM REPEATEDLY ON DHA LIPS! AND ZSH KISS BACK...AND THE SCENE WAS IN THE CAFETERIA! EVRYONE WAS WATCHING!!! MR NATHAN, TEACHERS, STUDENTS ETC! PASS TO THE WORLD!!!' ok so now im doing wad zheng jie told me 2 do! MINDY HELP ZSH BLOW HIS CUP NOODLE AN AFTER TT DEY KISS HERE KISS THERE KISS EVRYWHERE!!!! AN DEN LATER IF U GO ZSH BLOG AN SEE NEW STUFF WHICH IS ABT ME, IT I PURRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CRAP!!! U CAN READ, BUT IF U BELIEVE DEN URE DUMB! MY BLOG ONE IS PUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FACTS!!! OK OK ???GET IT? UNDERSTAND? GOOD! NOW PASS THE WORD!!!!!!!!! :ppppppppppppp ANOTHER PIECE OF SHIT I MEAN NEWS: MINDY FELL IN LURVE WIF ZHIWEN! SHE SMS ME AN SAE 'ISNT WENWEN SWEET?' WHo0o0o0o00o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o!!! DIS IS FROM ME...PASS DHA WORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUN FACT: ZHIWEN'S FAVORITE SAYINGS: 'WO DA NI AH! (CHINESE) AN 'WTF?'
6th August 05...
wa kow todae go malaysia hol...my parents kee siow 1!!! such a short period of tyme oso chu guo haiz...T.T stil cant eat chewing/bubble gum!!! when i take out tt horrible terrible vegetable timetable metal thingus outta my mouth i confirm eat lyke siow ahahahah!!! (wtf i sound lyke zsh) kowz hope no more metal detectors,fat kiddies stuck in trolleys an mos importantly-BLOWZ!!! I GOT A FREAKIN LOT DHA LAST TYME I WENT MALAYSIA!!! ARGH!! dose hu wan gum either sms me or call mi hanphone dha no. iz 91904168 an muz pay me coz im smuggling illegal stuff into singapore! dun worri prices r reasonable an i wil leave eprice tag there so is evidence tt i nv cheat ur money...P.S: dun eat in front of mi coz i wil feel...uncomfortable...also...check out dha latest blog in town! itz called www.khoorawkz.blogspot.com (c i put link 4 u so fang bian) but if u hao lian extra wan type urself, the khoorawkz is a 'z'! not 's'!!! u type 's' ryte,u'll go to sum freak blog! understand?!?!? good! check here 4 moreeeeeeeeeeee updatez!!!
FUN FACT: OUR CLASS IS ACTUALLY CONSISTED OF CATS (JASPER ME ZSH ZHIWEN AN YS),DOGS(YANYOU),PIGS(YONGSHUN),BEARZ(YANXIONG,JASON),FRUITS(ME,RIQUE DUNNO I TINK STIL GOT OTHERS),CARTOON CHARACTERZ(ZSH,YONGSHUN,JASON),POP STARZ(WEE HANG) AND RETEARDS(ALIF)!!! COOL! (EXCEPT 4 E LAST ONE)
11/8/05...
whoo...shiok man!!! finally return 2 skool...wa kow lehz...absent in skool 4 3 daes(not consequtive)!!! first it was a damn fever den it waz gastric painz...owwww...tt dae realli pain lorz...an some freak head buckttothed idiot sae i went 2 e toilet an sh*t!!! kowz!!! stupid 1...cant differentiate the diff between sh*t an vomitting 1!!! aniwaez,when i got back 2 skool todae,i got many 'remarkz'...1st it waz da bi zi...once c mi sae'yo banana freak!' i ignored him as i knewe poor fellow's nose was blocking his brain an inteligence flow an therefore he saed tt in retardedness...haizzz...den after tt 2nd waz tt acbc bear...kip callin me bai chi...who whiter!??!!?!? coz him la!!! polar bear...got see the advertisement promoting the HALLS sweet? got a polar bear rite? tt waaz none other den tt acbc bo lan bear lor. u knoe y i sae he bo lan? coz he accidetally use dha shaver an...=CENSORED= okok...den zsh came running excitedly towardz mie,holding a piece of paper an he call mie 2 c...
@ 1st i tot it waz a love letter he wrote 2 jenna/linette/angel/mindy/huaiyi/vivien but den later i c an i saw it was a printed conversation box in msn...2 ppl...zsh an tyx...tyx nick waz 'im stupid' or sumthin lar an zsh nick waz...erm...i 4got k aniwae den it printed dere an said tt yan xiong LIKE SHIRLEY!!! OMFFFFFFG!!!!! is he sum disciple of alif? changing targetz?!?!!?!?! 1st mindy,den karine,den xinyi,den karine again(2 timer),den candice an now shirley!!! ROAR!!! dha beasts awake in alif an clement!!! all r thinkin e same thing,'steal my shirley rite?! u wil DIE!!!'imagine..imagine...imagine 3SHAWTIES FIGHTING TOGETHER!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG,SO FUNNN!!!' i not scared 2 write here cos shirley dun hit ppl one...onli knoe how 2 kick toilet door!! waahahahahahah!!!!! kkk...den suddenly ys examine it an sae tt zsh could b lying an he could hav change his nick an change back an sae as using yan xiong nick saying tt he like shirley an change back 2 his own nick an sae OMG!!! v chim right?!?! but den yx like kip quiet like tt...said nuthin 1...so it could be true...50-50 lor...but zsh saed tt maybe ys like shirley!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WA SHIRLEY BECUM SOOOOOO POPULARRRRRR!!! I KNOE Y COZ SHE ALWAES GO POPULAR BOOKSHOP BUY BOOK...ok ok itz LAME...so dis mystery is yet 2 b solved...wait til an idiot confesses...
woah it seems tt hav a lot of things 2 sae todaemie an yx decided 2 go yew tee cc an play maple...so we tou tou do refection durin science when we hav 2 do our theory workbk but we completed both(see so clever) an assigned zj 2 help us giv our refection 2 ms ng after skool so tt we no need waste tyme 2 run 2 dha pigeon hole put dha paper in an run 2 e cc coz by tt tyme alreadia lot of ppl!!!(gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!! LONG sentence isnt it?) den suddenly ys oso wanted 2 go so we ran...run halfwae dose 2 fat piggies stop...no breath!!! wa kowz...dey shld exercise more often haizzz...aniwae when we run halfwae tt nabei bear grab my bag an dun let mie run,letting da bi zi run ahead!!! damn!!! i finally shook him off an chase dbz(i overtook him of course) an we reach dha cc an close the lift b4 tt na bei bear came in!!! wahahaha!!! den later we loaned dbz $1 each coz c him small,fat etc so tt he can play!! well,hao xin you hao bao...later ys in maple story party me! cool! he let me take money an items but we both oso fight an is fair an square lor...an 2ml he gonna help me again!!! cool! hope can len him money again!(but muz return!!!)
FUN FACT: THE FIRST LOVE RUMOUR IN OUR CLASS WAS YONG SHUN LOVE LINETTE AN IT WAS CREATED BY JASPER FROM GUAN CAI COMPANY! THE FIRST COFFIN COMPANY IN CLASS WHICH WAS DURING JANUARY PERIOD,ORIENTATION CAMP! WE OSO MADE A TITANIUM COFFIN SO TT BOTH YS AN LINETTE CAN GO IN AN WE OSO PUT PLANTS 2 STEAL THIER OXYGEN SO TT DEY MATI FASTER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
12/8/05...
wa todae wth wtf- i dunnoe how i actually TOPPED the clazz in literature!!! k lyke dis...at first when mr khoo saed tt he waaz goin 2 giv out lit results den my thoughts were lyke 'juz pass can alreadi...' den when i receive the paper,i c...20 markz...an i waz lyke,wa! nice,an A! surely rique/shirley/taahira/candice/alif will get higher marks one...so i go an ask their marks an i waz puzzled when all of dem get 17-19 marks(rique got 19)...an i waz lyke'wad? did i top dha clazz?' den soon evry1 knoe how much i get an when mr khoo ask who get 20 evry1 scream my name an i waz lyke WTF!?!??!but dha feeling is SHIOK!!!!!! finally win rique an shirley (the smart couple)!!!
oso got another lucky thing happen 2 mi! i pass HISTORY!!! not dha open book test,is dha chapter 4 one,got dha qin shihuang,chandragupta crap dha one ya. so ms mages ask e stay back aft sch.an i saed'4 wad?'an she saed'history test!' !!!!!!!! OMG!!! todae!?!?!?! i havent reviseed!!!!! so durin history when teacher explain 10 min i study chap 4 4 5 min...den aft sch go an take dha test...an i got 12/20!!! wow i cant believe i passed dha damn test!! but stil lose 2 tt idiot yan xiong...he got 13!!! khoo him!!!
wa lau 2ml chess comp an hav 2 wake up at 7 coz dha thing start @ 8!!! betta go zzz alreadi!
FUN(well not really)FACT: tt idiot zheng jie jie go an change his phone an upgrade 2...dha same 1 as mine!!! tt idiot!! of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the phone brand in singapore, y the hell mus he choose the same as mine!?!?!?!? damn!!!an he copy all my waes of using! lyke when he put the phone in the pouch,he put it in heaad first juz like mi!!! an when listening 2 songs on the phone, he wil listen through the camera part,juz like mi!!! arrrrgggh!!! wad an idiot!!! can u imagine how moronic tt iz!?!?!? (estee dun come an hit me)
16/8/05...
wa heng todae ms fizah came 2 clazz an told us dha reason y she didnt come 2 clazz yesterdae coz she couldnt make it blah blah an den later we go throught our work on e powerpoint slide an den after tt interview dennis for his opa an after tt teacher show us dha opa but den faster off away an sae show us 2ml so wth iz tt ok next news zheng jie got a new nickname it iz called kookoo an is dennis name 1 coz got 1 dae me dennis zheng jie an rique all stay back coz nuthin 2 do so we kind of do hw an play chess at e same tyme an suddenly dis freak zheng jie make a sound EEE EEE EEE lyke a retarded monkey an he said i bet u cant make dis sound an he countinue 2 make the damn sound til dennis sae shut up la kookoo den rique an i laughed like shit til we stomachache an zheng jie finally shut his bloody mouth.
FUN FACT:onli one fullstop was used in the above post an it is the onli puntuation mark an dha whole thing
24/8/05...
omfg so long nv update alreadi!!! sorri 2 dose hu come frequently ok wateva...haiz i failed my maths test...AGAIN!!! an i dunnoe whether rique is a human a not as he is so freakingly smart!!! without calculator he can get 38/40!!! so wif calculator full mark lol!!! ok nex,y ms fizah haven show us our opa resultz an the comprehension test? she saed she wil show us the compre test results todae but she nv!!! an the opa i oso dunnoe lol...OKOKOKOKOK im sounding lame coz todae not mani interseting thing happen ok?!?!!? so dun blame mi...ermm...letz see stil hav wad...oh ya 2ml we hav 2 go an PICK RUBBISH!!!! how utterly degrading!!! in cck park summore...so dun 4get 2 bring pe attire 2ml...ok i tink tts it an ppl hu remember anything happen during dha past few daes pls leacve a comment so i can write abt it...thx...
FUN FACT: bet u didnt knoe dis(i tink):zhang hui mei aka zhang xiao hui aka shihui's locker iz next to vivien's locker!!! wHoOOOoooOooOOOoooOoOooO!!!!!
25/08/05...
damn it! hav 2 perform dha lit play in front of evry1!!! in the whole play,phillip sucks cos it is zheng jie the retarded monkey!!! when he wear the leo vest,he looks like a NERD!!! (estee dun hit me) so when he is 'immoblilised',hanguo an i wil go an pinch his sucky face! wahahahahhaha!! an got another thing happen! got a fish fall off his chair!!! it waz damn funni!!! he rocket laucher on the floor!! ba boom!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!! ok,aniwae,the mos sucky thing is tt we have 2 go an pick up stinking rubbish at the cck park!!! STUPID!!! itz so lame!!! the teacher go an pick up lar!!! i dun giv a SH** abt the cip hourzzz!!!! but luckily for my grp (mi jerome da bi zi shihui yx an wee hang) were assisted by 2 rakes found by jerome!!! an all the oth grp all jealous MUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!! den when we finish picking up litter (1 whole bag) ms ng call us fill another bag wif trash!!! @#$^^!%@%^@$@%&!&$%&@*@%%$%$!!!!! KANASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aft we finally finish,mi zhiwen an shihui go cck library 2 blow air con!!! an u knoe wad dey do!?!?!? dey take off their shoez!!! AAGGHH!!!! AIR POLLUTION!! i almos died!!!okokokokokokokokokok i tink no more stuff 2 write,so.......TYME 4 MAPLE!!!!!!!!!
FUN FACT: all of our chinese classmates do not hav a 'b' in their names!!! bet u didnt knoe!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
26/8/05...
got back history marks an opa marks...I PASSED BOTH YAY!!! an dammit!! hav 2 do the literature play again!!! an now phillip sucks even more cos he wear the nerdy vest an we all got an smack his face!!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!! (estee dun hit me) an u knoe wad?!?!!? we all think syazni nv come todae cos he was possessed by the white figure he saw yesterdae an cck park wif radin an hidayat dey all!!! an syazni point at the thing!!!! OMG!!!! but den later i call him an found out tt he kena asthma attack!!! CHEY!!!!! an tt nabei rique an yx haolian kia cos dey got 25/25 for their history open book test!!! stupid yan xiong! challenge english la asshole!!! hai...sianzzzz...got tuition later...gtg.....
FUN FACT:OMG OMG OMG!!! zheng jie like chen dan!!! OMG OMG!!!! pri 5 an 6 they were todae an when is chen dan bdae zj CONFIRM buy present for her!!!!wHo0o0o0o0o0o0oo00o0o0o0o00o0o!!!!! an BTW chen dan called zj lao gong!!! OMG estee later attempt suicide ahahahahahahhahaha!!!!
31/8/05...
omfg how long hav i not updated liao aniwae nvm cos no one complain ahahahahah !!!! woah...tyme passes so damn fast!!! itz dha las dae of august alreadi omg!!! i dun 1 2 b sec 2 so fast...kkk aniwaez i got 20/30 for eng highest WOOHOO!!! I RULE JUZ KIDDING!!! u mite b thinking tt i m arrogant 4 putting my 'achievements' in here but dun tell mi if u get hihghest u wun put oso mer?!?!? ok cut dis shyt!!! drama competition!!! we knoe dha results!!! guezz wad?!?! WE SUCK!!! yes itz true our performance waz realli lyke SHYT!!!!! an on t dae ys tok real soft mayb stage fright or sumthin who knows...aniwae todae we celebrated teacherz dae in sch an it wz realli quite lame coz the teacherz played musical chairz an sum dum scavenger hunt omfg wtf!!! an got tt stupid leo hu call us 2 shout the teacherz name den he kip walking around an nv pay attention 2 us!!! we shouted til our throats were sore!!! an if tt leo iz reading dis: U WATCH OUT! IM GOING 2 SMACK UR BLOODY NERD FACE! ok end of post cos nuthin 2 tok abt...
``Dragon Rose 9:50 PM
Monday, July 04, 2005
4th July 05...
yay!!! no skool todae coz itz holiday!!! actualli i had asked some synergizers whether wan go watch movie a not...but in e end all sae dun wan go...so i called my other frenz 2 come wif me...den set alreadi. den suddenly karine call mi sae whether am i going a not...??? siow!!! sae dun wan go den go...retarded!!! so i sae no...den dey scold mi sae wad 'call pple watch movie in e end dun go...' crazzzzy...dey sae dey dun 1 go oe wad...so i go wif my other frenz lor...den later in e cinema,i call dem sae i waz watching e movie now...den dey got realli angry,an all e 'unique words' came out...i faster end cal!!! ahahahahaha!!! 5th July 05...
haizzzzz...todaes swimming lesson not so fun as las weeks...e damn hell bas**** (censored coz dere might b lil' kiddies visiting dis page) swimming instructor kip call us 2 swim!!! cannot even rest sia!!! at e end, we were exhausteddddddd...but den we wanted 2 go 2 e slide,but ta ma de!!! closed 4 repairz!!! e 'traffic light' spoil!!! so we went 2 e wave pool instead...play dere...played hold ur breath underwater wif jerome ys an dennis!!! at 1st i kip losing coz i cant seem 2 sink!!! no matter how hard i push,in e end stil float up (lyke corpse,zsh no offense)...so i tell dem go e step ladder dere...den later 3...2...1...go underneath. i cling on lyke e thing lyke a koala...den dennis no more air.muah chee leh,how much air do u expect him 2 have...den left me an jerome an ys...i ban gui lian 2 ys...den GLLLLOOOOP! (means hes laughing an all e air bubble escape fm his mouth) he went up...left 2 of uz...stayed dere...10 sec...11 sec...15 sec...sh**!!! wan die alreadi! den i wanted 2 go up,but den jerome suddenly qiong shang qu!!! i won miraculously!!! den when later at e wave pool sian alreadi,we went 2 e jaccuzi upstairz an saw zheng jie an bulldog! we jumped on dem!!! den dey faster go off. den a few minutes later,yong shun came! wa kow he so slow sia!!! den he jumped an almost all e water come out!!!den we kan ta bu shuang all go against him! we go another jaccuzi.when he wan 2 come in,we push him out (7-8 of us vs 1 fat piggy) den serveral tymes later,he dun wan attack liao...remain at e other jaccuzi dere,facing down...lyke crying lyke tt...awwww poor little ys,itz ok...im sure ur mother stil thinks ur special!!! :)
6th July 05...
sumthin weird happen todae...todae during eng clazz...i fell asleep (coz las night midnight slp) on my desk. den dunnoe how long later,i woke up an saw ys pinching my face,den evry1 laughing...sae sumthin lyke ms fizah calling mi ymm!!! ?????? can someone plz tell me wad happened?!?!?!?!
7th July 05...
happy 13th bdae 2 angel ...lollllll so lame!!! aniwae,todae ms ng change chirperson 2......(drumroll) xinyi! congratulations/serve u right! (choose 1) den ms ng had 2 change vice chairperson oso...to...YONGSHUN!!! YES,ITZ TRUE!!! U R NOT SEEING E WRONG NAME!!! hahahahahha! serve him right!!! now i decide 2 call him ass chair.y? coz ass chair stand 4 assistant chairperson...den later thinking skills we had 2 get in to groupies of 4 an draw sum poster an e theme iz...sumthing lyke planning ur tyme wisely lyke tt...boring!!! den nex,maths!!! ARGH! sux sia!!! mrs selvan so fierce!!!
8th July 05...
wa lau todae tt "&£^$£&(*£ *&^$*&^*$%£( %^$£$£$& $£""$&*(($ %^$^$^^$&%&**^* ""$£%^$& ms magez damn kowbei!!! she think she wad???her lesson so boring stil dere to scold us!!! dun even knoe our clazz!!! she mistook us 4 1/6 u knoe!!! 1/6 leh!!! do we look lyke those idiots??? den scold finish...give hw summore!!! FISH!!!
11th July 05...
todae we home economers had our 1st practical lesson! it waz...how 2 make a sandwich. at 1st i thought like,LAME...den later i realised it wasnt as lame as it looked!!! it wasnt just take a piece of bread,put butter,eat.no wae! now itz different. e process quite chim...argh! i 4got....................skip trip...skip trip...okay now maths period!!! mrs sevan did some...erm...'assault' todae. she PIAK alif's back!!! evry1 see alreadi all gasped (i think)! shit man! i 4got 2 bring e circles worksheet todae! kena 1 scolding! damn it!!! lucky nv get piak! an another kowbei ting...2ml cannot stay back an swim! mus go 2 e new south wales bullshit!!! sai 1!!! mrs selvan cannot postpone mer??? v wad 1 lor!!! i think shes 1/7 most hated teacher liao!!! den oso sumthin mad happened! todae coz i doin sum mathz crap...den angel kip whining...whining...so i said 2 her 'quiet la whiny girl' den u noe wad she say??? she saed' imnot a girl!' den she faster cover her mouth!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! even clement oso heard!!! poor zsh,his heart muz b broken into billion piecez...(if he has 1)
12th July 05...
AAARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! KANASAI!!!!! todae got e new south wales bullshit examination!!!muz rush back after swimming!!! T.T...so sad...we were supposed 2 enjoy ourselves! den todae those takin bronze silver an gold had 2 bring their pjs...but i 4got!!! ok...ok...ok...my conscience iz bugging me...so i tell u all e truth lar. i have pjs,but e pattern...erm...v childish,DIGIMON 1!!! ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! so paiseh,but nex week mus bring!!! but later surprisingly i felt better coz i saw jason wear pjs wif cute lil' bears on dem...an zhiwen wore SONIC pjs!!! den it turned out tt syazni sae dun have...but actually nv bring...coz his is ULTRAMAN 1!!! hahahahahahaha!!!i laughed lyke hell!!! at least digimon iz betta den ultraman...
bought a fish burger an soya bean milk b4 rushing back 2 skool. rique BETRAYER!!! he bought fish burger oso!!!aniwae later when we were cumin out of e swimming complex,we (mi,jin kai,jerome,hanguo,jasper) saw a cab!!! den jerome call mi come in. i waz abt 2 sae yes,but den i see left rique an jin kai...an i waz eatin,so i saed no thanks...so me jk an rique walked back 2 skool...phew! lucky nv late...
WAH!!! e test harder dhan titanium!!! all dose quesions...MATHS summore!!! arrrgghhh...my head wanna explode alreadi!!! coz i wanted 2 get as much as e bear.he saed if i can get a distinction he wil treat me mcdonalds (anything i want) 4 3 daes!!! so i put in so much effort til overflow...an well,waiting 4 e results lor...aniwae me yy an dennis went 2 lot 1 to buy e new pokemon comic...T.T no money!!! saw dem buy it an my xing v tong...well tts all for todae! cum check here evrydae 4 updatez...
13th July 05...
todae durin eng lesson while zsh,karine,syafiqah an i were discussing wad 2 do 4 e opa suddenly i felt a tap on my shoulder...it waz raj. how unexpected (ewww...a shit touched mi...okokok...no offense raj) he said i haff 2 go dental. !!! ack!!!! i wondered wad horrible things dey wuld do...when i got down dere,i saw yan xiong.he was waiting 4 his turn.den later when e nurse call him,he walk up e steps an BONK! e stupid boy didnt open e door wide enough an he walked right into it!!! hahahahahaha!!! aniwae,later, when my turn e dentist ask mi' do u have any complain wif ur teeth?' so i honestly replied 'my frenz make fun of my braces' surprisingly e dentist did not laugh instead he saed 'ya i knoe metalteeth etc etc right? juz ignore la,i last time wear braces oso.den when u take out veri sui (nice) 1!!!' wa! i felt betta! den he used a funny device dunno do wad,den finish liao he saed i have kept my teeth well! yay!!! happy...
faeces!!! stupid ms mages FORCED us 2 group wi fsickening alif...sae dunno wad dun be choosy dun be choosy...FISH LAH!!! i throw her on an island of pple all got SARS 1 lah!!! c whether choosy a not...aniwae, when we grouped wif alif,e whole group (jasper,zheng jie,rique,wee hang,shihui an i were not happy) so we cursed e teacher softly in eng...den suddenly jasper got a brilliant idea!!! he sae curse in chinese so teacher cannot understand!!! cool!!! so when teacher walk pas,we wuld sae sumthin like 'lao shi chi da pian' an she wuld juz continue walking...shiok man!!! den when greet teacher goodbye we oso say 'lao shi chi da bian...lao shi chi da bian...' den tt stupid DBZ (da bi zi) big nose disease fat obese overweight heavy stinky ass chair yong shun go sae teacher sae tt we sae her eat shit!!! lucky jasper thought of an excuse fast...damn...now all bois hate ys(i tink)...okay pple,heres a way 2 piss him off. go an ask him dis question 'my,wad a big nose u have!' like in e lttle red riding hood story!!! hahahahaha!!! now tt's cool!
14th July 05...
ok ppl...e news i m gonna tell u all might seem weird...but itz 101% true!!! angel haz gone mad!!! k letz recap: 1st,she saed shes not a girl(if u dun knoe wtf,read on top)...2nd: 1 dae i sae yanxiong was an ah kua,lyke angel juz 4 fun den i tell angel tt she shade e oas 4 new south wales e gender iz U (unknown)...an guzz wad she sae 'deres no U,onli M an F, so i shaded M.' M leh!!! OMG!!! 3rd: when she/he/it writes,e paper iz turned 90 degrees around...weird hand... 4th: dis clement saed...when she yawned she cover her/his/its nose...- -lll...5th: stupid enuff 2 press e thinkin skills journal in between e gap of our desks...an she reckons it waz accident...6th: SHOCKLY TRUE! todae when ms halimah asked us e comparing thing abt what u buy at e shooping centre etc shoes...den got ppl shout out e answers...'style! size!...' den angel sae 'colour' den i sae 2 her 'color sux' (i dun knoe y e heck i saed tt) den she saed 'PURPLE SUX!' (not shouting la,juz make sure u pple c it)OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! her fav color leh!!! now lyke tt...7th: i kept callin her tranzzz (short for transsevite/transsexual)...den she saed 'u betta shut up before u get e hell of mi!!!' den i thought. hell...hell...TING! (lightbulb!) she saed hell! angels dun come fm hell...dey come fm heaven! so tt meanz shes a...!!! DEVIL!!! goodness!!! devil in disguise!!! so i called her devil wong fei yi repeatedly...8th: DIS IZ A MUZ READ!!! DUN READ DIS HALFWAE DEN PRESS E 'X' ON E TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER HOR!!! ok, heres how it went: we were donin thinkin skills e q,den suddenly angel ask how 2 spell 'variety'...she nv ask mi so i juz SPELLED 'D-E-V-I-L W-O-N-G F-E-I Y-I' den she took bout 25 secs 2 realise tt tts not 'variety'...den she saed' HEY!!! tts my name!!!' DEVIL!!! HER NAME!!!!! all of dis is she ownself admit one!!! clement iz my witness!!! an now he/she/it haz a new name-Devil Wong Fei Yi...
15th July 05...
todae during chess club,mr khoo told us tomorow he wil treat e sec 1 chess memberz to go bowling!!! song bo!!! FORTUNATELY, yong sun not going. UNFORTUNATELY,zheng jie,rique,yan you not going...haizzz...so in e end onli me dennis yan xiong an shihui go (plus mr khoo la!)...den later we play chess lor...wa kow...i lousy seh...lost even 2 yongshun!!! so diu lian...an at tt tyme i realli wnted 2 tiao lou!!!
16th July 05...
YAY!!! todae e dae of e bowling!!! i so happi!!! i woke up an see e tyme...9AM!!?!??!!? SIEOW!!! den i faster change evrything den my mother woke up an ask me ' y so early wake up?' an i say 'see the tyme!' den she see. '8am onli wad!!!' HUH??? i looked. D-ONG!!! IM SOOOOOOOO STOOPID!!! i set my alarm clock e tyming 1hr earlier!!! arrrrggghhh.....aniwae later i play ps2 wif my bro den 9.45 i go 2 e bus stop 2 wait 4 e bus. den reach unity sec sch in front at 10am sharp...(c i so puntual!!!) saw mr khoo den we wait 4 e rest...shihui arrived at 10.02...dennis arrived at 10.07...an yanxiong arrived at 10.10...ahahahaha!!! if u saw yx's attire tt dae u confirm laugh lyke shit 1!!! (we did) den we sit mrt go choa chu kang den transfer 2 lrt den sit til bukit panjang plaza...den we inside sit escalator go up ti e bowling dere...wa! 10.001m got so mani ppl liao!!! aniwaaae,den we go an find lane...den got lane...1 an 2...den we played!!! dennis 1st...9 pin onli got 1 yao lai yao qu an in e end nv fall! den shoot again go drain...den shihui turn...kowz!!! he nv play b4 but he tyco tyco get 9 oso!!! crap!!! den yan xiong leh...haizzz...shi bai,shi bai...1st 5 rounds kosong...(0)...lolz...den ontinue continue...den after tt yanxiong wan 2 haolian...(probably mindy was somewhere)he take e 10 pound ball!!! (actually 6 pound onli!) den roll...wash drain...useless bear...after tt i see pro ppl play dey roll tt tyme the leg turn 1 side 1...so i decided 2 try it...an guezz wad!?!?!? STRIKE LEH!!! TYCO SIA!!! den shihui wan 2 follow me...but he get 6 onli ahahahahah lousy...den later i strike again!!! den shihui sae if i strike again he kowtow 2 me an sae i li hai (power)...but alas...i hit 9!!! wasted!!! den later got funni things happen!!! shihui suddenly wan 2 haolian oso...he take e 14 pound ball (maybe karine around) den roll,den he FALL DOWN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! WE ALL LAUGHED LIKE HELL!!! HU ASK HIM WAN 2 COPY MY PRO METHOD!!!AHAHAHAHA!!! (btw at waz durin e 2nd game an we played wif jason oso,hu came later...1st game i lose dennis by 1 point!!! i 94 he 95! shihui 53 yanxiong...14!!! ahahahaahahahhaahh!!!!) den yanxiong oso,do sumthin funni!!! he hold e ball den when he want roll tt tyme,he swing his arm backward an e ball roll backwards!!! ahhhahahaha!!!!! wa damn funni man!!! in e end dennis waz e best playa den i second 3rd jason 4th shihui last yanxiong!!! i hope mr khoo will treat us again!!!
17th July 05...
wa sianz!!! morning got tuition afternoon got another 1!!! haizz...den later go zhang hui mei hse do opa project...wa kow almos evrything i do!!! he nv do anything!!! his com contribute!!! den we played awhile...chat a while...den zsh mother v good!!! treat me eat dinner at his hse!!! cool!!! den i change my blogskin!!! (dragon of cos!!!) after tt i went home an last minute do healthy food pyramid for home economics! den at 11.30++,i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............
18th July 05...
todae home econ teacher bring us go ntuc an c c...stupid yongshun kip takin e banana sae my long lost ancestor!!! nuthin could go worse, i thought...but i was wrong!!! rique take e watermelon an sae 'yi gua...yi gua!!!' - -lll...den raj an i bought wawrheads (a very very VERY sour sweet!) den we had warheads competition!!! put e sweet in ur mouth den see who can dun open 4 a longer tyme win!!! i won raj in all 3 roundz!!! muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! maths i 4get bring hol assignment!!! shit lar!!! i alwaes bring,teacher nv collect so i dun bring todae,an she collects it!!! ¬!"£$%^&**!!! den learn a new thing= vol an surface area of CLYLINDER!!!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHH!!!!! PRISM I STIL BLUR BLUR AN DEN TEACH NEW THING!!! haizzz.....racial harmony coming...muz wear ETHNIC costumez...cannot wear anything u wan 1!!! kowz....btw heard yongshun wan 2 wear sarong...
19th July 05...
todae swimming lesson!!! YAY!!! but den later sumthin fcuking happened...ms fizah sae got new south wales eng!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!! wanna keel those bloody nsw ppl!!! kip makin it on tues den cannot play e slide...so aniwae,we went 2 e swimming den later i borrow e yongsun's pajamas...KOWZ!!! got 'cute lil' bearz' on em!!! KOWZ!!! yongshun 1 iz ultraman!!! syazni 1 is pikachu!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! den later swimm swim swim lor...e pajamas v loose...(coz lar,YONGSHUN 1 LEH!!!) den finish liao muz faster go back 2 sch...haizzz...stupid nsw...take finish later den stay back in sch an play swing...den go home...kowz...sianz!!!
20th July 05...
todae got sum grps present opa project...den got 1 iz zhiwen interview hanguo den later zhiwen lyke xin bu zai yan den hanguo push zhiwens head 2 look at him!!! hahhahah!! soooo funni!!! den tt kowbei nabei stupid extra idiot zhengjie kip asking questions 2 sabo ppl!! kowz!!! stil ask until so chim 1!!! muz be trying 2 impress estee...zhiwen,hanguo,yanyou,zsh an i all wan 2 sabo zhengjie!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! after sch got a lot of stuff happen...my mother call me ask me how 2 login 2 maple...T.T...now evry1 knoe tt my mother play maple!!! haizzz...den dunnoe wad shit den later yongshun make huaiyi cry...haizzz,zsh dun sad...wil ok later 1...den later zsh make me fall down!!! KOWZ!!!
den after tt,me zhiwen zhengjie go zsh hse...actually 2 do opa 1,later in e end play play play...den zsh mother ask zhiwen 'primary wad?' in chines!!! i quikly tell her tt zhiwen iz sec 1!!! haizzz...i knoe he veri sad...aniwae,later we do e opa,did e finishing touches...(dunnoe whether tt kowbei karine an stupid syafiqah do props alradi a not...)den later we go window media guide go see sum mtvs...an soooo funni!!! e juz lose it video v funni!!! after tt zsh go pull zhengjie chair awae!!! den zhengjie fall down on his pi gu!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!! we laughed lyke shit!!! den later we play chess on e com...bla bla bla...an later we zhiwen go home...now...i at zsh hse now...abt 2 go home now...BTW...CAUTION!!! zhengjie's sox below OR-OR 1!!!(black) maybe he fang da pian inside...k!!!gtg now!!! check here 4 more updatez...
k since got a interesting thing happen juz now,i have 2 update my blog again...an e interesting thign goez lyke dis...me an zhengjie were on our way 2 e lrt station dere. den we tapped our cards an den we heard 'next stop choa chu kang' tt means e lrt wan 2 go alreadi...den we ran up...faster an faster...trynig 2 get 2 e lrt...i made it!!! den i looked behind. BOM. e door closed an zhengjie stil outside. but since im so good i go down at south view an wait 4 him...den after tt go home lor...THE END...(lolx)
21st July 05...
HELP!!! my blog kee sieow alreadi...evrything luan luan 1!!! (messy) dun knoe y lyke tt oso!!! wa lau...my com sux...internet slow...lagggggggg...msn spoil.......yi da dui da bian...broadband oso no use...btw,Y NO 1 UPDATE THEIR BLOGS LIAO?!?!?!?!?!? I EVRYDAE GO AN C,SAME 1...Y LYKE TT?!?!?!?!? haizzz...aniwae todae waz a normal dae at sch...well not realli coz is racist...i mean racial harmony dae!!! i borrow e malay costume fm syazni...kowz!!! lyke pajamas!!! evry1 call me '...bananas...in pajamas...' an stil got e stupid freakin music!!! all bcos of tt da bi zi yongshun!!! freak 1!!! now dunnoe got how mani nicknames liaoz!!!watermelon...banana...yong mei mei...ms yuri...etc...etc... oso...i found out who yanxiong liky todae!!! ur nv guezz...its............*CANDICE*!!! wtf?!?!?!? when i heard it,i almost spit my water out hsia!!! itz so unbelivable!!! but its true i think...coz ys,jasper, weehang(dun sad),shihui all knoe!!! wa!!! so mani new couples!!! ok i tink no more things 2 sae liao...eh wait...those who play maplestory, add me as buddy. my user is yURi39...giv me money an items...party me!!! u fight,i take money!!! haha!!!
``Dragon Rose 11:57 PM
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
1st June 05...
a dae b4 my trip 2 malaysia!!! yay!!! since dere got no com i decided 2 chat on msn til quite late,while trying 2 upload songs 2 my mp3(which i received just only...dunno how 2 use)den while chatting wif zsh,suddenly shirley come online at round 8 or 9 sumthing i forgot...den...HANG!!! AARRRGGGGH!!! alwaes when shirley come online my com will hang!!! bout 5 min later com ok alreadi...den i chat lor...chat halfwae suddenly i heard my father shout...so i go an see wad happen...den he tell me see my passport. den when i see...!!! EXPIRED!!! ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! 2 blowz in 1 dae!!! or should i sae night! haiz...tml muz wake up early go e passport update e place dere update...hope things wil be better when im in malaysia...haiz an haiz again...
2nd June 05...
woke up 8am...yawn...faster brush teeth eat breakfast den go 2 e stupid centre...trip there by taxi took bout half an hour or so. reach there took a number wait there. about 5min my turn. e person see my face, CHOP...stamp a chop on e book. finish. - -lll I FELT SO CRAPPY!!! WAKE UP SO EARLY JUZ 2 GO 2 TT STUPID PLACE AN LET THEM CHOP!!! ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! 3rd blow so far since e beginning of june...i hope tts all, but there were more 2 come...
my father an i quickly went 2 e travel agency 2 see whether can postpone e timing 2 a later time. e person sae cannot juz now miz an e next coach iz 2ml morning...so we ask otherz...ask ask ask ask ask...an guezz wad?!?!? ALL UNAVAILABLE!!! ARGH! BAM! 4TH FREAKING BLOW!!! ARGH!!! so, my father faster call e airport see whether got flight or not or not waste 1 night of holidae...den dey sae got flight...(we breathe a sigh of relief) but den he sae ' 5pm for 4 pple 3rd class.is tt alright?' my father ask whether got ecnomy a not he sae dun have...so no choice...have 2 take 3RD CLASS!!! SO DEGRADING!!! :'( so now im waiting 4 my flight...so i update my blog...btw its dha 5th blow...ouch...
3rd June 05...
found a internet cafe there...so faster update blog...(RM 5.00 1 hour) ok... got serveral blows yesterdae in e airport...heres how it went... when we reach e airport, we took a trolley to put e luggage inside,den my brother wan 2 sit. stupid 1...p5 still so chidish! cannot grow up 1! haiz...aniwae, he sit in e trolley an my parents push him...push til e place where have 2 go in den mus return e trolley...an guezz wad?!?!?! tt idiot stuck inside there!!! dammit!!! so fat still wan 2 sit there!!! i knew tis wuld happen as it alreadi happened when he was k2...got stuck several times in e supermarket trolley an have 2 call pple pull him out! but now worse. at e airport no one wan 2 help. all stand there laugh! freakish morons... den dha 3 of us (father mother an mi) yank him out...an we all almost fall...an dere got pple laugh...WHAM. 6th blow...dha next blow i tell u all surely laugh one...
we went 2 e part where e luggage had 2 be scanned. my parents put e luggage on e moving thingy den we had 2...go through e metal detector... (some of u should know alreadi right?) 1st my father go through...DI DI DI...den found out his pocket got keys an coins...den my mother go through...nothing...den my brother go through...DI DI DI...his gameboy...den i check meself 1st...no watch,chain,keys,coins etc...so i zi gao zi da walk through...but den DI DI DI!!!strange...i check my pockets...an e security guard tell me go back an walk through an walk again...den DI DI DI!!! frustrated i think...metal...metal...metal...BOOM.an it hit me like a falling ton of bricks...MY BLOODY IDIOTIC FREAKISH BRACES...IN MY MOUTH!!! den i show e damn guard my teeth...den he laugh an sae...'oh okok hahahaha...go go...' an behind e rest of e tourist laugh...na bei!!! 7th blow!!! an so far e most BIG 1...if i got smg confirm shoot all those idiot tourist hu laugh...tts all 4 todae...my times almost finished...an i wanna play counter strike! check here 4 more updates...
4th June 05:
went 2 e outdoor theme park!!! quite cool...most of e rides werent scary (what i think la)...but got 1 quite scary...iz e space shot. 1st go verrrrrri high den later nothing...15 secs later WHOOOOSH!!! e thing drop!!! wah lau e feeling like some1 punch ur stomach like tt!!! den later i go ride e corkscrew wif my father an brother (my mother 2 scared...pretend sae e thing 2 fast) e thing went up up up...den suddenly go down!!! get e plungy feeling again!!! but den when go 2 e upside down part it waz cool!!! i open my eyes and see evrything upside down!!!woohoo! aniwae...den we play play play til evening time eat dinner faster brush teeth an sleep...zzz...finally got 1 dae got no blows...
5th June 05...
todae we went 2 e indoor theme park!!! one word: SIANZ!!! inside there like evrything nice nice 1...but actually onli got little bit ride an LOTS an LOTS of food stall an restaurant...an dey call it a theme park - -lll ...haiz..anyway,dere were 2 rides i enjoyed e most...e roller coaster an e bumper carz!!! at 1st i wanted 2 ride e roller coaster 1st but den i see long q,so i go bumper cars 1st. there e q not so long...so my brother an i go q.wait wait wait. finally it was our turn...so i faster run 2 e 'faster car' (i observed)...an den i tripped over e bumper of 1 of e carz...den got other pple running trip over me...in e end i cost 4 lil' kiddies 2 trip...shit...evry1 looking...8th blow!!! i felt soooooooooooo crappy!! ARRGHHH!!! i ride e 1st time dun wanna ride alreadi...faster come 2 e internet cafe...update blog,play cs...after tt i felt betta...hope tt things wil turn out betta 2ml...
6th June 05...
todae my trip in genting ended...an go kl continue...(its a package...few daes here few daes dere)e coach came 20 min late! damn e driver! anyway, we got up 2 e coach,(well i thoght it was a coach)i found out tt it was actually a van!!! an it was full! darn! e ride to kl was uncomfortable an squeezy...when we got there,i faster jump out an stretch...wah! shiok man! den we entered e hotel..WHOOSH...e air con blew in my face...cooling...den i looked around.'eh? wheres e lobby?' i ask my father. he say its on e 14th floor. i thought 'aiyo...y design until like tt...think we all go find treasure izzit?' den when we reach e 14th floor e lobby was there...den faster get e key (22th floor) an go in...WA!!! POSH!!! GOT 2 BEDS,BIG TV,HI-FI OSO HAVE!!! AN...GASP! EVEN GOT A PLANTIUM 4 COM!!! WA!!! DIS E POSHIEST HOTEL I EVA WENT MAN!!! i faster bathe den play e com...got internet!!! (FREE!) wah shiok! like heaven...den at night,prepare 2 sleep...gtg...check here 4 more updatez!
sorri sorri sorri sorri sorri sorri sorri sorri sorri x10000000000 soooooooooooooo long nv update!!! sorri!!! now have update alreadi so dun angry,k?
7th June 05...
kena another blow!!! (i tink dis morn) las night when we were abt 2 zzz,my parents sae i slp outside (of e bed la!) den my bro slp inside...den my bro...lazy bum tired liaoz drop on e bed zzz immediately...den i brush teeth ok liao den go sleep...wa,evry1 slp alreadi...all so tired...weird...anywae,i clambered up 2 bed den i tot abt todaes activities...ok lar,no blows oso!!! yay! den i slept happily...den suddenly all 'hell' broke loose. at abt 11/12/1 o clock...my brother suddenly go an take e blanket awae. feeling cold, i snatch it back, den go bac 2 slp...but tt idiotic moron/moronic idiot snatch bac again!!! take cup!!! (in chinese) so i snatch bac,he snatched at e same tyme,den he suddenly let go...SPLAT! i landed on e floor!!! damn!!! although it was carpeted,STILL PAIN!!! i yelled out! wrong move.my parents hear den scold me...9th blow!!!quikly i went bac 2 sleep...my brother nex morn will PAY!!!
8th June 05...
heeheehee...my brother wil get what he deserves todae! lemme tell u all wad i did 2 him...although hols,i brought my hw 2 e hotel (see? soooo dilligent!!! juz kidding!) den i oso bring me pencil case. (fei hua) inside got lotsa stuff...almos all e stationery u can name!!! (i tink) oso got...heheheh...GLUE STICK!!! hahahahahaha!!! so abt 6am, i woke up (e rest of e family haven yet...stil snoozing) i take e glue stick...glued my bro's middle finger, an PUT IT IN HIS LEFT NOSTRIL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! not 2 worri...dis glue is not dose like u wil b addict 2 those,jus ordinary plain common glue stick! (actually i wan 2 put both middle finger wan bt i scared later he cannot breathe den mati!!! shit!!!! choi choi choi...touch wood!) den i use mie hp take picture (got flash so can see) an...TA DAA! masterpiece! den when he wake up so funni (8am) he didnt noe his middle finger in his nose til he wan 2 brush teeth tt time den notice! dummy!!! an while he was eating his reakfast, i showed him e pic...he spat out e milk!!! hahahahahahhahah!!!! i laugh til stomach pain!!! shiok ah! serve him rite!
9th June 05...
i went 2 e mega mall yesterdae but when we reach e hotel too late alreadi,cannot update blog...so todae update...oh yea,yesterdae we went 2 e mega mall...it was nice!!! in fact,it was great! sooooo many game shops!!! (sell those pirated cd 1!!!heheheheh) i tink i went into evry shop an browse!!! each shop i tink got buy 2-4 cds...in e end got 20 over cd!!! shit!!! 2ml custom get caught how?!?!?!? ahhh...tt one later den tink of plan...den later we had lunch,korean restaurant...e meal was ok...den later go theme park (indoor) play e rides...siow 1!!! almos all got turn u upside down 1!!! i almos vomit...i play all leh! wad u expect... den blah blah blah...dinner...mcdonalds...yux...there mcdonald taste funni...den go bac hotel watch tv,update blog(now)bathe,brush teeth...zzz......(BTW no blows todae!!! yahoo!)
10th June 05...
sob...sob...feelin rather sad...leavin todae...sob sob...at abt 1pm we left e room,den make our wae 2 e coach...comfy! 1st class leh! den stupid 1...make us wait...abt 30min later den set off...siow...travel travel travel...i slept throughout e journey...an here...haiz...i got my 10th blow...damn...is my hol cursed or wad??? ok heres wad happen...i was sleeping...all waz fine...but den suddenly e driver made a sharp left turn. SCREE!!! i woke up instantly and i fell off my seat!!! damn!!! fortunately,all e other passengers were sleeping...only my father mother bro awake...an they SNIGGERED at me...ta ma de...den i didnt wan 2 slp anymore..play gameboy...
at abt 5, we reached e seafood restaurant...e driver gave us 30min 2 eat...wa...e food soooooo yummy!!! fried rice wif egg,carrot,peas etc etc...oso got shark fin!!! delicious!!! of cos stil got more la but i 4get alreadi...veri cheap oso ley! i tink like RM60 adult RM 40 for children (dey dunno im 13) so...RM200!!! singapore $100 onli!!! song bo! den go bac 2 e coach...reached malaysia customs at abt 6 plus...den juz show e passport den go bac 2 e coach...7 plus reach singapore customs...gulp!!! checking time!!! an dammit got another metal detector...haiz...go through got bi bi bi...showed e police dude my braces...phew!!! at least dis guy gd,nv laugh...den he sae 'next!' wa,zhe me qiao! he oso wearing braces!!! cool! an i tink tt guy onli abt 18-24 yrs old onli...den mus go check luggage...my heart started beating wildly...my parents told me an my bro 2 go near e other family so tt it wil look like im their child...den mus oso look innocent...so i jus pretend 2 sms...an my bro,no nit sae...alwaes act innocent...'passed' wif flying colors...an guess what?!?!? those dumb guards didnt suspect a thing!!! woohoo!!! got new game 2 play already!!! den reach home bout 9 plus...updating blog now...gtg...v tired...wan 2 zzz already...buaiz!!!
11th June 05...
wa...hol lyfe not bad 4 me...tripz after tripz...noe y? late ri goin 2 my grndparents hse 2 guo ye (stay overnight)...4 a few daes...shiok man!!! my uncle live dere oso...he own e ang mo kio e comics connection...song bo!!! got new devices he can get it at cheap price...den at e hse dere got ps,ps2,psp,xbox,gamecube etc etc...he even got an original not fake state of e art nintendo GAMESHARK!!! cool...but he dun let me bring back...T.T...haiz...aniwae go dere stil mus do hw...cannot slackkkk..hol hw sux man...gtg liao...wun b updating blog for 5 daes...bb...
16th June 05...
hi im back...yay!!! completed mos of hol hw (e maths hard like rock!!!) an 2ml stil got my bro's student care's 10th anniversary fair...(old student mah...mus go back an help...)so hmmm...o yea! i watched e 1st episode of tong xin yuan todae!!!hahah v funni! dis kind of lian xi ju (did i write correctly?) betta den those stupid gu dai ones...
17th June 05...
yawnz...woke up at abt 8am todae...quikly go dere 2 prepare...prepare alreadi (wif my other frenz) i went 2 my frenz hse play xbox 4 a while,den 9 plus go down 2 our stand an wait 4 customerz...
in e end, didnt get much tickets...but e gd thing was tt our teacher gave us a present-a cool slingbag 4 e each of us!!! nice...den i quikly rushed home bathed an prepared 2 go ut...AGAIN..wa,cannot rest one!!! my grandad's bdae...i quikly wrapped up his prersent (a mug) den prepare 2 go out...but den my mother sae 'dun wear hei se long yi fu la!!!' (dun wear black dragon shirt) cos black not good 4 tt dae...so i...hehehehheheh...took out my RED dragon t shirt which i secretly bought b.hind my mothers back!!! ahahahahhaha!!! den later she got nothing more 2 sae....den later reach e restaurant...eat eat eat...played wif cousins (game boy!!! p3 onli sia!!!)...den go home...NO MORE PATROL!!!! EX...HAUS...TEDDDDDDDDD......
18th June 05...
charge energy alreadi!!! todae i went lot 1 arcade wif my frens 9not 1/7 one) play play play play play...wa dey v good!!! mos of it dey treat me!!! so gan dong..T.T...oh where was i...o after tt i went home,tripped over my front porch an fell...elbow bleeding...quikly bathed an wash awae...eat dinner...update blog...zzz...woke up at 12.30am to watch wrestling!!! cool sia!!! he he used a steel chair 2 hoot e other guy!!! bleed bleed bleed!!! den my father came out an reprimanded me...'so late alreadi stil haven sleep!!! dun 4get u have tuition 2ml!!!' (chinese)i spit out my pepsi fire!!! TUITION!?!?!? 2ML?!?!??! DURING JUNE HOLS!?!?!?!? ARRRRRRGGGGHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! reluctantly went to zzz...hope tt 2ml no tuition...no tuition...
19th June 05...
dammit!!! hope 4 nuthin!!! got tuition!!! i was rudely awoken by my mother (put a pail on my head an use a stick an whack whack whack...well...tts my family...)at 8.30am...brush teeth,eat,bathe...watch a leeeeetle bit of tv...den my tuition teacher came...haizzz...well look on e bright side....learn more stuff...tic...toc...tic...toc...tuition finish!!! tt wasnt so bad!!! den i remembered...later 2pm got another tuition (maths)...but den my father tell me tuition 4 math was cancelled!!! yay!!! so my evening was free!!! yahoo!!! play e internet,chat...etc. den i watch e sundae movie on channel 5...(wild wild west) twas nice...later,i played gameboy wif my bro...den lightz out...zzz...
22th June 05...
woke up at bout 9 todae...den suddenly...'EH?!?!?!' my parents were at home...i asked y dey nv go work...an dey say todae go get mi new *HANDPHONE*!!! i waz stunned...den i screamed in delight!!! YES!!! finally!!! i hav been waiting so long!!! eva since my old one...*sniff* died...*sniff* nvm,lets not tok bout dis...tok alreadi v xin tong...
at orchard dere,i was abt 2 go in e m1 shop...den i saw got sales promoter outside...so i go see...WA!!! it was e newest sony ericsson phone-SE K750i!!!wa siow!!! i waz intending 2 buy K700i but den dis new 1 juz came out (2 daes old)...den i see e price...$678.$6...7...8...so ex sia...oi!!! dose rich pple out dere reading,shut up ok!!! cheap right??? lend me e money la!!! so i ask my father can buy a not...'NO!!!' wa lau,my hair messy alreadi!!! i begged an beg...in e end I GOT IT...not...haizzz...so in e end i buy K700i at $198. now got e star wars theme...cool!!! got personalised star wars tones an wallpaperz!!!e person call me check see got any scratchs,dents,etc...i say no(cos dun have wad...DUH!)...den sign some shit,den she say go home must charge 10hrs...haiz...yay...ew phone...finally!!!
23th June 05...
woke up early (dunno y like tt) todae...well since im awake,i quikly add contact 2 my phone...add add add...wa,kip makin blunderz,havent got used 2 it yet...took bout 1hr plus...finally done...phew,fingerz pain...(non stop leh!) den i go do hw...do 1 q throw 1 side...mei you xin qin...play ps2!!! yea man...play til 11plus,i go out buy lunch...eat eat eat...BURp...go home...wa kow...sooooooo sian...msn nobody,internet laggy...arrrghhh!!!!!!
25th June 05...
RINNNNNNNG!!!!!! e alarm clock rung in my ears...i wake up...todae iz e dae i go take timetable...bathe...change 2 uniform,went 2 met zheng jie coz we an pai yesterdae (i waz 10min late!!!) btw he siow 1...he waited dere almos half an hour early!!! bonkerz!!! aniwae den we go take timetable...den i invite zheng jie come my hse play.suddenly xinyi smsed me...sae wan go ice skating...kanasai...when a fren was coming 2 my house an play...den i ask zheng jie 'wan go ice skating?' den he sae dun wan...no matter how much i ask he say no...den i think,think...THINK!!! brain blast!!! i decided 2 trick zj (estee dun come an hoot me) i sae i take him 2 my uncle house 1st an change (which is actually my hse) den later go my house at jurong t take somthing...den later ready alreadi,he sae he go home change (he live at limbang)...15min later (wa siow so fast) he came...BTW i kip askin him 2 bring money to trick him 2 go ice skating...den we take mrt go jurong...(jason,karine an estee sld be waitng dere)
den i didnt see dem dere...eh weird...so i kip asking 'ren leh' (where r dey) denzj ask who...i sae nuthing...so i call karine...an she said dey were skating alreadi!!! !"£$%^^!!! den i told zj e truth...he glared at me...wa kow...but den he stil dun wan go ice skate...den i haizzzed an tell him dere got 1 arcade can go an play dere...so i went up...saw dem dere...an joined dem. an...MISERABLE...onli 4 of us...skate skate skate...den later those idiots reform e ice,den skate den later karine an estee say dey wan an go gai gai (shopping) - -lll so left me an jason...skate til 2.30 dun wan skate alraedi...leg pain...go an find karine an estee at mcdonald (dey say meet dere)...den i sms zj an ask where he iz' he stil in e building!!! go library borrow book summore!!! aiya...isnt it obvious? mus be waiting 4 estee la!!! (im askin 4 a beating,but im willing 2 risk putting these words here...)den we ate lunch at mcdonalds together...me jason an karine...wan 2 put zj an estee together so we put our bags on e seats to make sure onli left 2 seats alongside each other...zj sit nex to me while estee sat opposite karine...e distance fm estee 2 zj was abt 30-35cm...den i purposely say no space an push push push zj...hahahahah...den after tt we went lot 1 an play...shit!!! 4get bring tapz card...lucky zj len me...den play daytona an e motorcycle...an zj lost triumphantly...at bout 6,we went home...haizzz...finally...not so sian liaozzz!!!
27th June 05...
haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............sch reopens todae...an now things have changed...now deres onli 1 form reacher...ms ng...bb mr khoo...heehee diao...an crap it all!!! HAVE 2 CHANGE SEATS!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! i sensed ms ng would not put me nex 2 a boi...den she flashed e new arrangements on e big screen...evry1 was silent 4 a min...den suddenly all of dem cried out 'yi guo sit wif angel leh!!! whoooooooooo...' wtf!?!?!?!?!?!? y all say me 1??!?!?! kowbei!!! revenge of e blows izzit??? 1st blow of term 3...damn...den got confusion evrywhere!!! evrybody couldnt find their seats...abt 5min later,evry1 found their seats...den ms ng...sae change duty roster...'todae yi guo and taahira sweep the floor' an...'WHHOOOOOOOO!!!' 2nd blow!!! crazy pple!!! sweep e damn floor onli rite?!?!?! haizzzz...well actually i shd be grateful an look on e bright side...yan xiong sit wif priyanka!!! ahahahahaha!!! evrytime i call him an show a thumbs up sign,i feel so much better...
after singin e national anthem/school song an sae pledge,e bell rang! YAY!!! home econ!!! get awae fm tt...nvm...aniwae when we got 2 e home econ place dere,we saw e teacher!!! yin du kia!!! oopz...i mean,shes indian!!! weird...indian teaacher teach home econ...her name call miss wicky...den blah blah blah call us sit at e main table dere...mark attendance...gulp!!! i swallowed hard.indian teacher. my chinese name. equal: WRONG PRONOUNCIATION!!! die die die...'yong suan (yong shun)' e teacher read. evry1 laugh. ''is YONG SHUN!' e porky boy corrected almos immediately. den...'yarn siong (yan xiong)' evry1 laugh again. 'yan xiong...' he muttered...den...' __ ___(me)' wa kow!!! i kena laugh e loudest!!! wa liu...pronoun han guo name properly...my name leh??? T.T den teacher ask if i have english name. i was abt 2 sae no when zsh say 'ymm!' teacher say' what?' zsh repeated 'yong m...' i squeezed his neck an pushed his head down. smiling back at e teacher 'no.' an i let go...zsh face red like siow...he slap my face...kowbei...den muz get partner...i partner kavita....shit!!! den i see yx partner...priyanka!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! i laugh until stomach pain! den i tell shihui. he oso laugh...we pat him on e back an say' haizzz xiao xiong...yuan fen...yuan fen...'den go 2 our assigned tables...wa heng,yx opposite me. at least got 1 boy (although sissy) den i see zsh...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yx noticed too!!! his table got liana,linette an syafiqah!!! pao ne me duo ge at 1 tyme!!! den he sae 'wa kow la hao xiao meh' den yx sae 'bu hao xiao...chao ji hao xiao!!!' den we laughed like shit. den zsh he was going 2 _____ yx's ________ an________his________ at recess...sick!!!
after tt all were e last time subjects...ahhh better...after sch i immeadiately go an play swing...song bo so long nv play already!!! den i went home an update bloggie...hope 2ml wil be better...no blows...no blows...
28th June 05...
1st 2 periods eng...blah blah blah...den history...in came...another yin du kia...errr...i mean another indian teacher!!! wtf??? wad happened 2 e other races of teachers??? aiya aniwae...when we greet we all pronounce as 'ms mages' den e teacher v angry...say iz ms MAH-GAYZ (heehee funni)...somemore sae who pronounce wrong get kick fm e clazz... - -lll tok tok tok...den mother tongue,den maths!!! ahhh!!! mrs selvan... (another indian!!!) ms tan left us(meanie)sae wan 2 go wan 2 go but until now haven go...maybe mid july...wa! mrs selvan v fierce...b4 greeting muz check e surrounding area 4 rubbish...den greet...den teach.wa her tone of voice veri loud an strict (can challenge ys),til like no one dared 2 speak...a period flew by,den time 4 SWIMMING!!! yay!!! it was sooooooooo fun...after the lesson of cos!!! during e lesson v tiring...swim swim swim...muscle ache liaoz!!! sunburnt oso!!! aniwae when we heard tt we were dismissed, we(mos of e 1/7 boys) run 2 e slide 2 play...
at 1st it was onli me jerome an ys...alwaes i go 1st...an den dose 2 catch up v fast (ys:slippery fats...jerome:pimple power!!!) in e end crash...den jasper an alif came...an jasper said some things abt alif...ermmm,nvm dun tok tt 1...den now since got quite a lot of pple,i had a brilliant idea! (ting!!! {lightbulb}) i suggest tt i go 1st,jam dere,(stop myself fm going down)...den e rest slowly come down...yong shun muz come down last,cos if he hit e,confirm go down 1...den yong shun came...BUMP!!! evry1 slide down at hyper fast extreme speed!!! wa damn cool!!! an those stupid lifeguards didnt suspect a thing! dey mus have thought tt some of us v fast...den connect...connect...den til like tt...STUPID AH!!! den MORE pple came-jin kai,shihui,dennis raj...we played e same thing! it was v fun but den later tt raj tt we onli play like tt 1 time so he go down DAMN FAST!!! when he saw me jam dere,'OH SHIT!!!' den go down v fast!!!SPLOOSH!!!onli 2 of us down dere...we waited 4 e rest come down,den guess who came??? yan you!!! at 1st he reluctant go up dere cos he v scared (hahahh cute!!!) den ys force him go up...he said he wan go last...so we let him...so i went 1st.jame dere...jin kai,jasper,shihui...all came down slowly...got abt 10 plus pple!!! cool!!! den i ask raj,'still got who?' den raj look up an screamed,'YAN YOU!YAN YOU!!!' BONK!!! raj was sqished!!! but we go down super fast,all thks 2 yan you!!! wa...it was e best P.E lesson we had!!!
30th June 05...
todae we got another new sub-thinking skills. it waz fun! u needed nothing. just...erm...thinking skills. right,aniwae,e teacher,ms halimah (phew! no more indianz! if got 1 more indian teacher i go tiao lou alreadi...) gave us all a paper den got boxes...riting like eg:who haz an aquarium at home...den we had 2 go arounds 2 ask fellow clazzmates whether dey had e feature anot...after tt,teacher said it waz tyme 4 another activity...hav 2 rite ur name on a construction paper,den draw an animal which u thinks suits u best...wad puzzles me is tt zheng jie drew a hedgehog/porcupine...(rique draw fsh,no nit sae)
``Dragon Rose 8:45 PM